So You’re 50!
Don’t get too excited you’re not the first one to make it this far.
Hey remember when you were 40! Oh sorry you probably don’t remember things that far back.
Just a few things to remember (if you can);
- Just cut it really short because we all know it is a comb-over
- Don’t laugh too hard unless you’re already sitting on the toilet
- Don’t wear tight pants for any reason at all. Even if forced to do so at gunpoint.
- White socks don’t go with black shoes
- Cardigans add 20 years to your age
- Yes, the neighbours do hate you
- You walk too slow.
- Young people look at you because they see themselves in 30 years and get scared
Hope you have a great day and enjoy your roast beef dinner.