Category Archives: SAY WHAT?!/!

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10 Things Women would never say and really mean

1. You can do it your way, I’m fine with that.

2. I’m never going to speak to her again.

3. Let’s just drop it.

4. I don’t care how I look.

5. I believe that you want to advance your career to help better support our family, and not just for personal gain.

6. I only use facebook so I know when my friends are having their birthday, so I can send them an eCard.

7. You choose dinner tonight.

8. I need your help.

9. I don’t care if you agree with me or not, just answer the question.

10. You forgot! That is ok we all forget sometimes, you’re only human.

10 things Lawyers would never say and really mean.

1. My parents are so proud of me

2. I promise to never abuse the legal system to my financial advantage

3. People respect me

4. I was just going over the books and realised that I owe you money

5. I hope you and your wife work things out

6. I don’t see the need to sue them

7. Yeah but you got to consider human emotion

8. I’m doing the community a much needed service

9. Don’t divorce , think of the children

10. “No your honor do not send him to jail, I will take his place.”

 

10 Things Men would never say and really mean.

 

1. It may be small but it’s my penis

2. I understand women completely

3. I’ll never buy another car again

4. It’s okay to cry sometimes

5. Fighting is never the answer

6. I believe all people should be able to get along

7. I’m close with all my male friends

8. I’m close with my only male friend

9. Women and men can just be friends outside of work

10. I’d change nothing about my life