Congratulations on the little bundle of joy that’s on the way!
Welcome to the constipation train
- Food will be served at any random inconvenient time
- Today’s menu consists of absolutely anything decided upon at the last minute
- Today’s forecast is sunny with a few showers and the chance of a nervous breakdown
- But do not at any time discuss the forecast
- The Smell alert for today is Extremely High
- And inanimate objects will suddenly appear in your walking path
- The toilet will become you’re new resting place
- If you do decide to have a sleep please remember to change positions every 3 minutes for optimal relaxation
Lot’s of luck and may God have mercy on your soul!