Pregnancy Card I’d like to see!

Congratulations on the little bundle of joy that’s on the way!

Welcome to the constipation train

  • Food will be served at any random inconvenient time
  • Today’s menu consists of absolutely anything decided upon at the last minute
  • Today’s forecast is sunny with a few showers and the chance of a nervous breakdown
  • But do not at any time discuss the forecast
  • The Smell alert for today is Extremely High
  • And inanimate objects will suddenly appear in your walking path
  • The toilet will become you’re new resting place
  • If you do decide to have a sleep please remember to change positions every 3 minutes for optimal relaxation

Lot’s of luck and may God have mercy on your soul!

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